January 2013
1 post
grooovysmooothie asked: Today is a blank page of your story, so write a good one. Keep your head held high and your middle finger higher! Stay strong. Stay you. :)
December 2012
5 posts
ivoury:
jordan-haruka:
merryblangstmas:
Some...
November 2012
38 posts
me writing an essay: I have absolutely no fucking clue what I am writing but it sounds smart
In the morning: Fuck this, I want to sleep
All day: Fuck this, I want to sleep
All evening: Fuck this, I want to sleep
2 AM: Oh my god, this is super cool! Let's drink coffee and dance!
entropicnotes:
So my brother’s friend is kind of a little fucking asshole
and he found out that the neighbor has a wIRELESS PRINTER AND PRINTED THIS DOCUMENT ON IT
AND OMFG I’M JUST SO DONE
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
the world: who's your favourite character
me: that one
the world: but they're the villain
me: yep
the world: are you going to argue that they're misunderstood?
me: nope, they're actually quite evil
October 2012
60 posts
