grooovysmooothie asked: Today is a blank page of your story, so write a good one. Keep your head held high and your middle finger higher! Stay strong. Stay you. :)
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me writing an essay: I have absolutely no fucking clue what I am writing but it sounds smart
In the morning: Fuck this, I want to sleep
All day: Fuck this, I want to sleep
All evening: Fuck this, I want to sleep
2 AM: Oh my god, this is super cool! Let's drink coffee and dance!
entropicnotes: So my brother’s friend is kind of a little fucking asshole and he found out that the neighbor has a wIRELESS PRINTER AND PRINTED THIS DOCUMENT ON IT AND OMFG I’M JUST SO DONE
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
the world: who's your favourite character
me: that one
the world: but they're the villain
the world: are you going to argue that they're misunderstood?
me: nope, they're actually quite evil